Colin Farrell porn video - Is that all there is?

All right, you didn't hear it from me, but this is the supposed Colin Farrell porn video.

(Warning! This is actual people having actual sex! If you have an actual problem with that, do not actually click that link!)

OK, now here's what I don't get. Colin Farrell sued and sued to keep this thing from coming out. Now it's finally out and guess what?

He's nowhere to be seen in the video!

Well, ok, there's one very small part of him in the video, but it's not exactly his most identifiable feature, if you know what I mean. Well, not yet anyway.

Instead, there's some person holding the camera while things are being performed on him and he's like calling out "ARRRRRRRGH! ME FARRRGING ARGYBARGY! RAARRRRRGH!"

Why didn't he just say "That's not me." and let it go? It coulda easily worked, you really cannot tell if it's him or not.

But because he sued, now everybody knows it's him.

Word of advice: If you're ever caught in a porn tape scandal, and your face is not seen in the video, REMEMBER all your have to say is "ARRRRGH! EET'S NOT FARRRRGHING ME! RAAARRRRRRRGH!"