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Monday, February 20, 2006

Colin Farrell porn video - Is that all there is?




All right, you didn't hear it from me, but this is the supposed Colin Farrell porn video.

(Warning! This is actual people having actual sex! If you have an actual problem with that, do not actually click that link!)

OK, now here's what I don't get. Colin Farrell sued and sued to keep this thing from coming out. Now it's finally out and guess what?

He's nowhere to be seen in the video!

Well, ok, there's one very small part of him in the video, but it's not exactly his most identifiable feature, if you know what I mean. Well, not yet anyway.

Instead, there's some person holding the camera while things are being performed on him and he's like calling out "ARRRRRRRGH! ME FARRRGING ARGYBARGY! RAARRRRRGH!"

Why didn't he just say "That's not me." and let it go? It coulda easily worked, you really cannot tell if it's him or not.

But because he sued, now everybody knows it's him.

Word of advice: If you're ever caught in a porn tape scandal, and your face is not seen in the video, REMEMBER all your have to say is "ARRRRGH! EET'S NOT FARRRRGHING ME! RAAARRRRRRRGH!"

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, there is much more to the video than that. You actually do see his face in the original and his whole body connected to that cock of his...

6/05/2006 6:25 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There has been BIG talk around town this week about Colin Farrell and his,
uh, performance, in the upcoming A Home At The End Of The World....most notably,
the size of his twink cock in a full-frontal nude scene. First, the UK's Sun
reported of "gasps" in the audience, when Colin's manhood was exposed in its
full, uncut glory on screen.

3/12/2008 8:42 AM

 
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5/10/2008 7:08 AM

 

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