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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Sumo Kitty!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:

The World's Largest Kitty!

A 33-pound cat in Qingdao, China, is being described as a "feline monster" because of its 31-inch waist and large size, according to a report.

The 9-year-old cat from the Shandong Province is so heavy it needs the help of its owner to get onto a bed. However, the cat is in surprisingly good health despite its weight.

The cat's owner said it has no interest in eating fish but prefers to eat six pounds of chicken and pork each day.

This fat cat is not alone in his weight problem, according to the report. Obesity has become a serious problem for the modern cat, primarily due to a lack of exercise and a richer diet. Cats are susceptible to a range of illnesses including kidney trouble and diabetes, if they are allowed to remain overweight.

When reached for comment, Garfield the cat said "For the love of god! Where is your self-respect?!?!"


Anonymous Alex said...

Okay. As a cat lover I'm really, really pissed off at that idiot owner. He's gonna kill that poor animal.

Someone should force feed that moron liver fat and lard for breakfast so we can watch his heart explode.

2/21/2006 8:14 AM


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