Job listing of the week!

From the San Diego edition of Craigslist:

Need tiny clowns

Reply to: job-13475043@craigslist.org
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Date: Sat Jul 12 12:34:04 2003


Now hiring 6-10 smaller carny types to drive/ride in modified "tiny" volkswagen beetle for grand finale of traveling road show.

Experience necessary:

Ability to manipulate small handles under duress.
Resistance to fire is a plus. Similar roadshows are now igniting finale performers.
Ability to dodge potentially dangerous projectiles.
Must get along with others and pack animals.
Excellent communication skills.

Benefits:

Travel and experience the West Valley!



Gee, with benefits like that, what are we waiting for? Let's all 15 of us pile in the Volkswagen and drive down there pronto!