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Monday, August 14, 2006

Now THIS is what I call a secondary inspection...

Well, I just finished my last travel run for a while (6 cities, 4 meetings, a recording session and a first rehearsal in 72 hours!), and I gotta tell ya, people, it's actually been a great time to travel. No one wants to get blown up so the planes are not too full, and the overhead bins are extra spacious. Perrrrrrrrrfect.

And, hey! Check this out: I got from Midtown NYC to LaGuardia in 25 minutes during rush hour! It's insane! It's taken me longer to get there at 6am in the past! Man, you gotta love a good terrorist scare (even if it is all made up) to clear out the riff-raff of travel.

Now what's the downside, you ask? You mean, besides potentially getting blown up? Well, there is this problem as reported by ABC News, which states that apparently gel-filled bras are no longer allowed on planes.

Oh yeah? And how exactly are we gonna know if women are wearing gel-filled bras? Why, with a lot of humiliation-filled inspections, of course.

Something tells me that this whole naked plane idea is gonna start becoming mandatory.



Anonymous Lilly said...

Gee, wonder why that little Naked-Air logo-ed airplane looks like it's sticking its tongue out. Nothing against nudity, but I usually fly coach.

8/17/2006 1:38 AM

Anonymous Ted DuPaul said...

Said the captain "...We'll be experiencing a few minutes of turbulence on our ascent and just after lunch. It's bound to cause a bit of jiggling and bring about a rise in some members of our flight. Bearing that in mind, I would encourage everyone to keep their hands to themselves and, also, to steer clear of ordering any hot liquids in-flight..."

8/18/2006 7:27 PM


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