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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Where does Oprah's poop go?

Well, today I'm at Yale Repertory Theatre in New Haven, and my sound engineer Jeanne and I were chatting about her favorite obsession: poop.

You heard me. Jeanne loves talking about poop. The color, the consistency, the act, how long it takes, how long it takes to flush, you name it. If it's poop, Jeanne is interested in discussing it. Apparently, everyone at Yale Rep knows this, and within seconds of anyone approaching us to see what we're talking about, they all say the same thing: "Is Jeanne talking about poop again?"

SO! I thought "Surely, there must be others with this particular fascination as well", and sure enough, 5 seconds later on the internet, we found The Poop Report, which calls itself "your #1 source for your #2 business". Believe me, they are not kidding, if poop is your thing, The Poop Report is what you're looking for.

Interestingly enough, Oprah Winfrey seems to share this fascination as well, having devoted not one, but TWO shows recently about poop! She has on Dr. Mehmet Oz, who wrote "You, The Owner's Manual" and You On A Diet", to answer all questions about poop, and you can check out all the answers here.

But, as Jimmy Kimmel recently discovered, there is one burning question that has not been answered: "Where does Oprah's poop go?". Now the answer can be told, in the educational filmstrip show below!

4 Comments:

Blogger Jeanne said...

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1/11/2007 10:17 PM

 
Blogger Jeanne said...

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

1/11/2007 10:19 PM

 
Anonymous larisa said...

here is something for your friend jeanne...
perhaps an experiment, perhaps some trivial knowledge for her fascination with poop.

replace your usual beverage of choice with mmm mmmmmmm mmmm grape kool aid for a minimum of 24 hours (36 for the best effect). this has to be GRAPE flavored and you cant really drink anything else, but hell if youve got grape koolaid in the house, why would you want to drink anything else? a whole lot is not needed to be drunk, maybe a minimum of (4) 8 ounce glasses a day...
so the next day or two, take a peek behind you in the pooper...
i can guarantee that you will turn off the bathroom lights to see if it glows in the dark!

cheers to purple kool aid!

1/14/2007 2:05 AM

 
Blogger Lindsay Jones! said...

Wow.

I mean, seriously.

Wow.

1/14/2007 2:43 AM

 

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