So THIS is why Viagra is so popular....

From the world's most reliable newspaper, The London Sun, comes this story about a guy who apparently gets it up whenever his neighbors' come home.

I could come up with some pithy way to explain this better, but really nothing does it better than the article itself:

A MAN who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion — whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.

The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.

The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment — but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.

He said: “Every time my neighbours park their 4x4 I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.”

When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: “I had it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country.

“Every time his car pulls in, I can’t leave the house. It’s not funny.”

It's not? Oh, my bad. Yes, of course, a man whose penis rises with a garage door opener because he had the operation done in Turkey is not funny at all.

In the least.

Now, stop giggling!