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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Finally! A holiday that I can get behind!

Well, as you may have heard, the Christian Coalition has declared June 6, 2006 a National Day Of Prayer. Yippee.

You understand what this is, right? It's because the date is 6/06/06. The number of the beast, if you grew up listening to Iron Maiden albums.

Well, ok, the date of the beast, anyway.

BUT! Some genius has come up with a better way to spend the day! Instead of A National Day of Prayer, how about A National Day of SLAYER?

Suggestions on how to spend A National Day Of Slayer:

- Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

Other ways to celebrate could include:

- Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
- Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
- Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
- Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
- Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

Hey, why should the ultra-religious have all the fun? Or regulate what your version of fun can be?

Grab yourself a copy of Reign In Blood and hit the town!


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