Hell If I Know!

Do you know what the world has been waiting for? The world's first modeling cowbell! That's what! You say you like playing that cowb...

But I can't resist posting this. My eyes are slowly coming back and I think I should be able to start typing for extended periods of tim...

A totally fascinating video, narrated and illustrated by one of the most original animators currently living: Chris Ware. If you haven't...

One year ago a leprechaun captured the hearts of a small town and became an internet phenomena. My, how time flies. Today, on the eve of St....

it would be fuckin' AFSCME! Don't ask me what it means!

All right, I'm not judging (well, maybe a little), but seriously, let's talk about you and your American Idol habit for a moment, sh...

Here it is, in less than 2 minutes. Just click on the picture. However, beware! It does have some...uh...rough language.

Of all places, the blog called Personal Finance Advice has an interview with a former burglar and asks him where he would and would not loo...

No? Thank goodness. Then you can just enjoy this video of squirrels getting dizzy and falling down off of the Twirl-A-Squirrel like I did. H...

All right, all you techno-geek record collectors out there. You know who you are. The brilliantly-titled blog "Charles Bronson Vs. God...

What's this, you may ask? Why, it's a massage table that's available for sale on Ebay . Why am I showing you a massage table tha...

I'm starting work on "Troilus And Cressida" at Chicago Shakespeare this week, and I've been told that seeing the new mov...

AdFreak found this ad, for the River City Bagel & Bakery in Boise, Idaho, reportedly ran in the Boise Weekly. No wonder the place has a...

Click on the picture. At least it wasn't a tattoo, right?

All right. This next post is not exactly NSFW, but if you have those kinds of issues, you might just glance around before going further, or ...

And if you can, I'm coming over. Meet Greg Pattillo , master of the beatbox flute. He's a regular performer in Washington Square Par...

You know, the common perception about people who work in the sound industry is that we're kinda quiet geeks who hang out quietly in the ...

Here, let's ask Duke Ellington! This promotional short (or "soundie" , as they used to call them back then) for Irving Mills...

It's Darth's younger brother, Chad. Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager. In Madison, Wisconsin, no less! This is Episode 1. Go here to lea...

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is a gigantic piece of crap. There, I've said it. I've watched it for some time now, largely due to t...

Finally, somebody has figured out the way to beat this whole "I gotta be somewhere in 2 hours and it's on the other side of the wo...

Well, I've just finished my score for "The Voysey Inheritance" at Milwaukee Repertory, and I'm really proud of how it...

All right. There were definitely some slow moments during the Academy Awards tonight, but we were not discouraged! Sometimes you just have t...

You may notice my link for Free Traveling (to the right - look over there ~>) and wonder what that is. This is no accident - this site t...

WARNING! If your name contains the initials "A.B." or you are overly-familiar with the initials "O.C.D." or are otherw...

is that Alexandra Billings will be at my house for the Oscars this Sunday! I have no shame whatsoever. Duh, right?

I know, it's been a long time now. It seems like forever ago. We weren't in a war, we had a surplus, people were getting screwed in ...

Well, you may recall my good friends Heath Corson and Richie Keen put together a great little comedy called Hooked , about a hard-working sc...

OK, I have not yet seen this reported by the mainstream press, so let's just keep this on the downlow for now, shall we? All right, here...

Handy! If you're not a crook, that is. (Actually, I bet it's even handier if you are a crook.)